So it's 2008 which means, yup a another Romo collapse in the playoffs. Who's the culprit this time? The dreaded "K-Ball" slippery with the wetness of choke and failure? Youthful inexperience? The pressure of first time BIG expectations?
No...Just Romo choking again. But once again the focus will move from his inability to win big games and will be shifted to the trip to Mexico with teammates and girlfriend. I'm sure the all night fuck fest really distracted Romo and made him unfocused with a chaffed penis.
The idea of taking an off week and blowing a day or two on a beach after 16 weeks of getting pummeled by large screaming men of large girth is just plain ludicrous. HOW DARE HE? asked the Cowboys faithful. I mean this is America's team right? Why the hell would he go to Mexico?
Before I answer that allow me to give you some perspective. Dallas is in Texas, the southern area of the country correct?
Right!
And Mexico is directly south of Texas, right?
Si!
And from what I can gather from Mapquest, Mexico is about 350 miles from Dallas.
Think about that....350 miles...
WTF ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT!!!
That's like me going to Michigan (I live in Illinois) or TJ going to Georgia (he lives in Florida).
He didn't take a week off to go exploring the African Congo or pick rice in Dong Province of some Asian country you twits. Opposite of what you may think I'm sure they have VCR's in Mexico. Let me ask my girlfriend, she's Mexican...
YUP! It's confirmed they DO have VCR's there.
Faced it, he just choked.
So while you Dallas fans cry cry and cry over another choke and blame the poor dumb blond, or the tequila, or a case of the runs, or the "dirty" Mexicans who "took ur jobs!"
Just remember one thing...
When in doubt....
Blame the black guy....
(he funded the trip)
3 comments:
Actually, I think Patrick Crayton and the punt coverage team deserve a whole heaping pile of the blame instead of Romo. Crayton could've had a 70+ yd td, but instead pulled a Jackie Smith. That led to a punt, and the special teams unit then made R.W. McQuarters look like Devin Hester and gave the Giants great field position. Romo actually played fairly well.
check out yahoo sports...its already begun...they are going to roast his ass about this trip...and he did kinda choke there at the end...holding on to the ball too long...taking sacks...intentional grounding call..etc etc...
he wasnt as directly responsible as he was last yr...but crunch time is when you not supposed fuck up
That's funny, I didn't know TO funded the trip. It's all his fault.
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