Wednesday, January 9, 2008

So What's Next Dan Snyder

So as another season ends and the Redskins STILL won't win the superbowl, we as football fans have to ask...

"What will that idiot overspend on NOW!?"

For the life of me I can't understand how someone could have so much money AND power and be such a complete dumbass. The laundry list of bad coaching hires and free agent pickups is amazing. The ONLY thing saving him from Zeke status is the fact that they have indeed made the playoffs twice under Joe Gibbs. Is that enough though?

Remember the failed Adam Archuleta experiment? The highest paid safety in NFL history!!!?!?!?!

WTF.

Anyone seen Brandon Lloyd lately?

How's Randle El working out for you?

How'd Steve Spurrier do in the NFL?

Any reason why you have SOOOOOOOOOOOOO many assistant coaches? Your Def. Coordinator is getting paid MORE than most head coaches!

Look here Mr. Synder... Listen to me, because I seem to have a better understanding of this thing called football than you do.

Free agency is upon us. Resist the temptation to sign Benard Berrian to 30 mil guaranteed. Don't give the non-drafted kicker from Bucklatussa, Alabama the highest contract for a kicker ever. Rebuke the urge to lure Bill Cowher from CBS or Pete Carroll from USC.

Follow this SIMPLE recipe for success and build on the foundation that Gibbs left you.

Interview a nigga, we all know you're not going to hire one, if so Greg Blache would already have the job. Just do it because you supposed to. Get the formality out of the way.

Interview Russ Grimm, who has close ties to Gibbs for the sake of continuity.

Interview Gregg Williams, yes I know he didnt do well in Buffalo BUUUT when was the last time the Bills have won the Superbowl?

Decide between those two, get younger on Defense THROUGH THE DRAFT. Free Agency wont help you...

Get over Sean Taylor. It's admirable that you dedicated the rest of the season for him but when your players are saying well it sux we lost but we can play for Sean next season its becoming a cliche and not paying homage.

Get a damn WR. You got too many shrimps. At one point your 3 top WR were ALL under 6'1".

If you do this...I promise you that you will make incremental progress, perform more consistently and you won't have to Florida Marlins ya team in 2 yrs.

Listen to me, heed my words well...

Finally and most importantly:

NEVER

EVER

EVER









kick to Devin Hester;-)

1 comment:

P.O.M.E. said...

Redskins are goin nowhere with Campbell at QB.

Their only hope was J.Gibbs and he bounced.