For one brief moment I'd like to step inside the mind of OJ Mayo.
Free tickets? They're talking about suspending me for accepting free tickets from 'Melo?
Wow.
I just gave four of my boys free tickets to our UCLA game on Saturday! And now I can't receive them? I done gave away free tickets to EVERY SINGLE game that I've played in... since I started HIGH SCHOOL.
It ain't like Melo can recruit me to the Nuggets.
"Yo, O, we really want you to join the Nuggets next year. Why don't you come to the game and check our squad out, see if you think you can fit in at the one."
Get the f*ck outta here.
They give me $700 a month to live on and then sh*t on me when I can't buy my own $240 tickets to Staples.
It can't be a crime to be a basketball fan myself. But I guess it is a crime. Just like when that ref flopped on me.
I gotta think the world is mad at me for beating UCLA. They're mad because we beat them and I didn't score 40 points. That's what ESPN wanted. They wanted me to drop 40 points and UCLA to win, so they could say that SC will never win with me taking all the shots. That's what everyone wanted. Sorry y'all.
Now I score 16, we win and I'm in trouble.
For going out on a holiday? For kickin' it with my boys on our off-day?
How many people turn down Melo in that situation? Besides the fact that he's one of my favorite players, I run into him at the club. He gives me advice and tells me to come check him out against Kobe.
And now I'm in trouble?
The f*ck I look like telling Melo "Nah, I don't want the tickets. I'm a watch the game on TV."
I ain't never even been to a Lakers game and now I'm back in the dog house with this f*cked up ass media. The same cats that get ALL of their tickets for free.
Ask every dude that's writing bad about me when was the last time he paid for some NBA tickets?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
2 comments:
Good article...they'll probably suspend you for the rest of the year. Change your first name kid-maybe you'll have better luck.
Did OJ Mayo really write that?
I hope that you wrote it ostensibly as OJ Mayo. But whatever the case may be, you gotta be careful.
Just because the media loves you doesn't mean you are exempt from scandal.
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